Here's what's on my Christmas wishlist this year...
|You know what, I don't know that I even need to buy anything...just the ads make me happy...|
|Nothing for me, thanks, but a ride on the chandeliered carousel with the creepy mannequins would be awesome|
|I don't have kids, but I feel like a package of Moony around the house couldn't help but boost my mood.|
|And the latest CD. Because a real blood orange would be crazeeeeeeee...|
|I LOVE Puff de Cheeks. Just saying it is fun. Puff de Cheeks. Say it again: Puff de Cheeks.|
|Men's underwear. With Jesus. Called "Vanquish." TRIFECTA.|
|Orrrrrr, you could go with glittery T-Rex undies. Jesus vs T-Rex...this is Sophie's Choice right here.|
|I know *I* want to smell like Dubai or Russia. Sweat and cabbages? Wait...whaaa????|
|Totes adorbs, kiddios. BUY.|
|Beverage dispenser for my next classy party.|
|Socks with HANDS. Socks. With HANDS. HANDS!!!!!|
|Gift box of beer. Check!|
|Popcorn in concert. You know I just have to know.|
|I. DON'T. KNOW. But YES.|
|For my desk.|
Rolly!! Yes, please.
And then maybe some appropriate attire to boost the festive atmosphere...
|Maybe a Chopper Santa Hat?|
|Mr. Miyagi Santa!!!|
|Santa is my homeboy?|
|Boosting the elves morale?|
|Don't forget your sexy mittens!!!|
It's already Christmas here, so let me spoil it for you: IT'S A MERRY ONE!!!!
From Tokyo with lots of love!!!!